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Ten on Tuesday : "Ten things I will NEVER do again" Edition

August 8, 2007

It's sliiiightly late, but heregoes anyway.

(In no particular order, of course)

#1 : get another tonsillectomy. Not because I can't get another, but because I WON'T get another one. The truth is, those damned tonsils can grow back, and if they do, then they are fierce mothafatha's and I'll just leave them be. That was hell, and I ain't goin' back.

#2 : brazillian wax. That's right ladies, and what gents out there read this, I will NEVER get a brazillian wax again. Maybe that's too much information for ya, but in case it's not, let me just dive in a little further (no pun intended)... but, it sticky, it's hot, it's wax. And there's a reason our body DOES NOT produce WAX down there, it's because, it just simply DOES NOT belong down there. OUCHHHYYYYYY. Not worth the effort, IMHO.

#3 : go out of the country on a guided tour. I went on one this year to Italy and I can honestly say, it wasn't all that bad, but if I had my choice. No TOUR. No TOURGUIDE, No TOURBUS, No TOURGROUP. Can you believe that people in their 70's and up still get in catty little fights like women over who sits where during dinner?!

#4 : Lose touch with my nearest and dearest friends. If you can see from my previous post, I lost touch with a lot of friends and in the end, was left with none when I became single. Luckily I made tons of new friends...but those friendships I now hold close to my heart and I will never let them go. We will work through thick in thin to keep things in the good between us!

#5 : LOOK when a coworker tells me to look at a girl in a tight white jumpsuit at work wearing a hot pink leather thong underneath it. What the FOCK?!

#6 : dye my hair blonde. I did this back in 2001. It was 'okay' for back then. I would never do it again. First of all, I could never get away with it, since I'm asian, and it makes my hair all hard like straw. ECK. (However, I did have a hotpink streak in my hair when I was in HS for a short period of time, I didn't say I would never do that again. Muuuhahahaha)

#7 : Drive to Ohio. Dude, if you've gotta go, get on a jetplane and fly the 1 hr it takes to get there. It's worth the money. Unless you are going with a friend who is your twin in hysterics the entire drive. I had a blast when I went, but I would never choose to do it again.

#8 : Pull over when someone is chasing me in a car. I did this when I was in college and super naive. A truck full of mexicans were following me and a college gal pal of mine around Virginia and we just kept laughing at them, b/c seriously who follows 2 girls in the late-teens? Uh. duh. Crazy psycho's is who! Yeah, we learned that shortly after we pulled the car over and they did the same, and proceeded to get out of the car and walk towards us. AHHHHH

#9 : Put both of my legs in the air while driving a car over railroad tracks. Yeah, uh huh, another stupid thing I did in college. A gal pal of mine told me and my roomie to do this as we drove over railroad tracks... so one night we were driving and came across a set of railroad tracks, we gunned the car over the tracks and lifter our legs. Just as the car came crashing back to the ground from being suspended in mid air, we were back up again, b/c there was a 2nd set of tracks right after it. Hop hop hop... my car was a rabbit that night. We did a nice little 180 in mid-air. came crashing down, started laughing our asses off in hysterics b/c we scared the shiat out of ourselves, and why the hell do we listen to anybody who is in college?!

#10 : I will NEVER attempt to make cinnamon toast in a toaster oven again. I tried it once, started a fire, and made myself the laughing stock of the neighborhood. Never Again.

Labels: funny, Ten on Tuesday, thoughts

posted by Typette @ 12:38 AM

1 Comments:

At August 9, 2007 at 10:19 AM, palm tree said…

I love this one..I'm going to use it on mine as well. It is good! But makes you think.

The house thing is a little less stressful. We are closing today! It is more exciting right now, but going SO fast! Yikes