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Ten on Tuesday : "Ten things I will NEVER do again" Edition
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August 8, 2007
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It's sliiiightly late, but heregoes anyway.
(In no particular order, of course)
#1 : get another tonsillectomy. Not because I can't get another, but because I WON'T get another one. The truth is, those damned tonsils can grow back, and if they do, then they are fierce mothafatha's and I'll just leave them be. That was hell, and I ain't goin' back.
#2 : brazillian wax. That's right ladies, and what gents out there read this, I will NEVER get a brazillian wax again. Maybe that's too much information for ya, but in case it's not, let me just dive in a little further (no pun intended)... but, it sticky, it's hot, it's wax. And there's a reason our body DOES NOT produce WAX down there, it's because, it just simply DOES NOT belong down there. OUCHHHYYYYYY. Not worth the effort, IMHO.
#3 : go out of the country on a guided tour. I went on one this year to Italy and I can honestly say, it wasn't all that bad, but if I had my choice. No TOUR. No TOURGUIDE, No TOURBUS, No TOURGROUP. Can you believe that people in their 70's and up still get in catty little fights like women over who sits where during dinner?!
#4 : Lose touch with my nearest and dearest friends. If you can see from my previous post, I lost touch with a lot of friends and in the end, was left with none when I became single. Luckily I made tons of new friends...but those friendships I now hold close to my heart and I will never let them go. We will work through thick in thin to keep things in the good between us!
#5 : LOOK when a coworker tells me to look at a girl in a tight white jumpsuit at work wearing a hot pink leather thong underneath it. What the FOCK?!
#6 : dye my hair blonde. I did this back in 2001. It was 'okay' for back then. I would never do it again. First of all, I could never get away with it, since I'm asian, and it makes my hair all hard like straw. ECK. (However, I did have a hotpink streak in my hair when I was in HS for a short period of time, I didn't say I would never do that again. Muuuhahahaha)
#7 : Drive to Ohio. Dude, if you've gotta go, get on a jetplane and fly the 1 hr it takes to get there. It's worth the money. Unless you are going with a friend who is your twin in hysterics the entire drive. I had a blast when I went, but I would never choose to do it again.
#8 : Pull over when someone is chasing me in a car. I did this when I was in college and super naive. A truck full of mexicans were following me and a college gal pal of mine around Virginia and we just kept laughing at them, b/c seriously who follows 2 girls in the late-teens? Uh. duh. Crazy psycho's is who! Yeah, we learned that shortly after we pulled the car over and they did the same, and proceeded to get out of the car and walk towards us. AHHHHH
#9 : Put both of my legs in the air while driving a car over railroad tracks. Yeah, uh huh, another stupid thing I did in college. A gal pal of mine told me and my roomie to do this as we drove over railroad tracks... so one night we were driving and came across a set of railroad tracks, we gunned the car over the tracks and lifter our legs. Just as the car came crashing back to the ground from being suspended in mid air, we were back up again, b/c there was a 2nd set of tracks right after it. Hop hop hop... my car was a rabbit that night. We did a nice little 180 in mid-air. came crashing down, started laughing our asses off in hysterics b/c we scared the shiat out of ourselves, and why the hell do we listen to anybody who is in college?!
#10 : I will NEVER attempt to make cinnamon toast in a toaster oven again. I tried it once, started a fire, and made myself the laughing stock of the neighborhood. Never Again.Labels: funny, Ten on Tuesday, thoughts |
| posted by Typette @ 12:38 AM |
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Ten on Tuesday : "10 Nicest Things People Have Done for You" Edition
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July 25, 2007
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Wow. I think this edition is going to take quite a lot of thought, and even though I've technically had an extra day to think about it, I just don't think I will be able to write about 10 different things and stick to those...but here goes anyway.
(in no particular order)
#1 : This has happened on multiple occasions and everytime it happens, I get a little teary eyed. I'm sure most women can relate to this... Have you ever been in line at a department store and it's coupon day, and 'What the Hell!' you didn't get the memo. I mean, the BIG memo, like the 75% off coupon day memo. You're standing in line surrounded by a sea of women with carts spilling over with clothing and the like. Why does everyone have so much SHIT in their carts?! It's COUPON DAY, and you don't have a coupon. So sad, you feel so dissed. I mean, like REALLY dissed. You hope that when you get to the cashier and she/he asks you if you have a coupon and you say no, that the person standing behind you in line doesn't notice. Because how can you be so STUPID. Then suddenly, the customer who stands at the cashier now, in front of you, finishes checking out and turns to you and says, "Do you have a coupon? If you don't, here, take mine." And you thank and thank and thank her over and over and over and over until eventually you feel weak in the knees and fall the the ground and kiss her feet.
#2 : I've always had a love for music. I am not a famous musician, but I love to perform. I used to play the alto saxophone in Junior High. I was the only girl who played the saxophone. I was one of the better players and the boys would get a little jealous when my teacher would praise me. So... when it came award time, all the boys went up and got special awards, and I didn't get any. I was sad, and I felt like such...a girl. Then, at the very end of the ceremony, my teacher announced one last award. One super special award. It was the 'Unsung Hero Award' and my band leader gave it to ME and praised how wonderful of a musician I was, and how committed I was to making beautiful music and how I would never brag and I was modest etc...and that I should be praised for that alone. Being a great musician without having to tell people I was. She was a wonderful instructor.
#3 : My boyfriend loves me for who I am. Not who I was, or who I will be. He loves ME. It is quite amazing. I couldn't ask for anything more. I have dated men in the past who I thought loved me for me, and when I saw through all the bullshit I realized why they really loved me, whether it be for the way I looked, my 'exotic' ethnicity, my musical talent, my age, or the fact that I was a girl who just wasn't going to 'hurt' them. I have finally realized what true love is, because of the way my boyfriend loves me. This is the nicest thing he has ever done for me...love me the way I am.
#4 : I'm realizing that this list is going to take me forever. And so I will have to end the rest of the list like this...
#5 : My
#6 : Parents
#7 : Gave
#8 : Me
#9 : Life
#10 : without that -- i wouldn't be here writting this list which seems to have gotten a little of topic. NO?Labels: Ten on Tuesday, thoughts |
| posted by Typette @ 10:56 PM |
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Crap...
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Totally forgot to do my 10 on Tuesday post - will have to follow up later on today.
I'm a beat as all hell!
It's 2am and I am trying to make updates to my family site : TsuchiyaWeb.com
I need sleep.
Peace. -JLabels: Ten on Tuesday, thoughts |
| posted by Typette @ 1:53 AM |
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Ten on Tuesday : "Things I do when I'm bored" Edition
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July 17, 2007
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In no particular order::
#1 - go online (check emails, blog etc...)
#2 - read books (only lasts about 10 minutes each sitting)
#3 - watch sitcoms or reality tv (love reality crap)
#4 - draw (stuff from illustration friday usually)
#5 - go out to see a movie by myself (sometimes it's just better alone)
#6 - sing karaoke(on singsnap.com)
#7 - stare at myself in a 10x zoom mirror. (get all upclose and personal with my pores. LOL)
#8 - pluck my eyebrows...(luckily I don't do this very often)
#9 - think about cleaning, but never actually get around to doing it
#10 - eat (small snack type things, since they seem to last longer)Labels: Ten on Tuesday |
| posted by Typette @ 10:59 PM |
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Ten on Tuesday : "Random Tidbits" Edition
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July 10, 2007
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#1 - I love to play music, draw and sing.
#2 - I have major stage fright and hate attention.
#3 - #2 screws up my total enjoyment of #1
#4 - I love marshmallows. That includes anything in the flavor or, look of, smell of or consistancy of marshmallows.
#5 - I love crunchiness. If it is not marshmallowy, it has to be crunchy.
#6 - I tend to pack on the calories when eating a healthy sandwich, b/c I have to layer potato chips on top of it to satisfy #5.
#7 - I think I am growing - vertically that is
#8 - um, horizontally also
#9 - I love symmetry.
#10 - there are so many questions in my head at all times. Questions that I do not know the answer to and therefore, thinking of them over and over eventually the questions don't make sense anymore and I get tired, and then finally fall asleep
I just wanted to post this, b/c I want to participate in the Ten on Tuesday post sessions...
Hopefully next week will be more - "Better-er"Labels: Ten on Tuesday, thoughts |
| posted by Typette @ 11:38 PM |
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